Twenty years from now, when we come back to Maui, walk your fat ass into the water to put on your snorkel fins. If you put them on when you’re on dry land, there are two options: (1) you walk forward and look like a member of Snorkel Bob’s High-Steppin’ Marching Band or (2) you walk backwards and break a hip.
If you do choose to put on your fins on dry land and think it’s a good idea to walk backwards down the stairs to the beach/water, perhaps you should rethink snorkeling in the first place.
*Note: This rant is the result of real events seen at Kapalua Bay, Maui. No old men were harmed in the creation of this post. As far as we know.